bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
GM from Air Jail. I stand (float) accused of one count of mattress excavation with intent to burrow. I plead guilty… but temporarily insane (GBMI).
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Toluwanimi Ajisafe
@retalien
You should hire me next time to be your lawyer, that wasn’t even close to a crime. Maybe next time I can help you get out for free
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
You can join Bertwurst & Associates!!!
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Toluwanimi Ajisafe
@retalien
Sure, would an application be needed?
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Yes. It will be reviewed by myself, @bradq (my Associate), and Cannelle (via @crunnella) (another Associate).
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Toluwanimi Ajisafe
@retalien
Who do I submit to?
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
You can submit it to me and I'll ping the others.
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Toluwanimi Ajisafe
@retalien
Be expecting it in your DM, ping the others now🙃
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
We will review it over the weekend and be in touch. Thank you for your interest in Bertwurst & Associates.
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