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All this and yet boomers are still alive.

Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory, an actual toy from the 50's that include four glass jars containing natural uranium-bearing (U-238) ore samples (autunite, torbernite, uraninite, and carnotite from the "Colorado plateau region).

Fancy way of upselling pieces of gravel though, I’ll give them that.

U238 is basically just a rock. If they had U235 then we might have a problem.