mom: im surprised you're allowing someone to gift you [insert large amount] for your birthday
me: he owes me 18 years of gifts so it's okay
mom: *laughs*
me: i've told him i should be the third person in his will, after his kid and wife for tolerating his nonsense for 18 years.
mom: *laughs* im happy you're letting people in and you're trusting them to be close to you
me: *shocked pikachu face* (i've never talked to her about this stuff)
me: what..umm..why would you say that?
mom: i know you. you don't let people in easily. so this is good.
me: ...................

this just in: we’re back to zero trust, walls back up, and no room for new friendships. sorry this shop is permanently closed for business.

i did not have the heart to tell her about this update

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