Assistant #1 is back!!! And she told me all about seeing my famous cousin all over Disneyland. She even brought back some of his merch. I had no idea.

His name is Slinky Dog.
He’s long like me. Apparently beloved. And a movie star!!!

I haven’t seen his work yet, but I plan to do a full review soon.
Anyone know if it’s any good?

Slinky Dog's work is considered by many critics to be the definitive artistic expression of "pure wiener" in contempory cinema.  Indeed, "wienerism" as a genre, was not even readily acknowledged in artistic circles until Slinky Dog made his acclaimed acting debut, and now "weinerism" consistently scopes in the high 90 pecentile in both popular* and academic/cultural circles.

(*:Rotton Tomatoes)