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Rachel
@rachelw
Anyone else have some “almost didn’t make it to adulthood lore?” Here’s mine. I was about 2 or 3, playing under a park bench while my mum chatted with her friend. She looked away for a second, and I emerged with blue all around my mouth, proudly saying: “Smarties!” (For the Americans: Smarties = British M&Ms.) It was not Smarties. It was rat poison. 🙈 Somehow, still here.
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Pichi
@pichi
I separated an entire Costco sized jar of Tylenol into a pile of red sprinkles and a pile of yellow sprinkles. Kids are stupid.
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Rachel
@rachelw
Oh shit! 😂 reason 100000001 why I don’t have (human) kids. I’d be a nervous wreck.
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