I turned 40 this year.

Today, for the first time ever, I made "half-caf" coffee.

How lame will I be by 50?

Builder of things. Dir of Product Research @ Polygon; x: Flow, Augur;

Yes, I can actually write code.

Blockchain infrastructure / performance / reliability / etc @polygon

Is that your trick for always being able to answer my questions and remembering which fuckin slack thread has the context I need?

Yesterday I had a liter of coffee and a white monster. The universe is balanced.

Please tell me this is just a you thing and not something I have to start dreading