Dogs

Now that I’m in my teenage era, I’ve been refining my puppy eyes so I don’t lose my edge.

Left or right? What’s more effective?

Be honest… what would you give me if I looked at you like this?

I usually pick by zooming into my dogs face for a closeup and seeing which fits the wallpaper best.

And by best, I mean which closeup stare encourages your assistants to increase their rate at which they deliver turkey or other delicious snackums.

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See with this I almost went with the side eye but upon zooming in, I was immediately compelled with feelings of snackysnack (literal) airdrops to the left set of eyes. 🧐