I think my accountant is drunk. 

P.S. - this hurts tournament poker professionals the most. but let's be honest...

If you chose to be a professional live tournament poker player as a job. You've already chosen poorly and should go back to work.

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

Bellagio native | writer | goodgriefs.market

And for 5 million united states dollars right now, I couldn't tell you Ant's last name. 

Been my accountant for over a decade now 💀