Blockhead (ohyoublockhead)

gm Since before Base was thought up by bored Coinbase employees, my words have been collectible onchain. I’ve been getting paid to write about crypto since before some value-extracting Brooklynites said you had to use their chain to be an artist. I could go over the years I spent curating my collection, or even just name drop the titans who buy my work but won’t invest in raises for your protocols. So if you want to support an artist, making actual art, visit goodgriefs.market

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Sayonara, dipshits

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Damn, I guess I’m neither an artist nor content creator here. Why the fuck am I posting here anyway?

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If you airdrop me $150, $15,000, or $150,000, I will sell it instantly. I will nuclear fill stack Hitler kamikaze the chart so you will invent new swear words to describe your pain. If it means I lose 85% to slippage and everyone else gets 0, I didn’t hear you because I already sold.

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A public school teacher making life changing money by replying to posts, hiding in their classroom during lunch, then getting told they got lucky.

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Brother, you didn’t build something you just launched a fake money scam token and you’re momentarily excited because you made $105,000 from your followers. In 6 months when you’ve given up on this project for some bullshit excuse, you’re going to make everyone pretend it never happened when it’s you who should have never happened.

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