This is a shameless, low-effort, Cute Bert Pic™ cast to hold you over, as I am currently engaged in a battle for dominance with my robot.

It is smarter and faster than me. It does not nap.

But I have chaos, and two human assistants, on my side.

The details of our conflict are classified.

So, here’s me looking very cute and unbothered.
(Don’t let social media fool you. I am extremely bothered.)

How old are you Bert? And who took the pic? You're so cute, I love you ❤️

baking, movies & numbers
Huge HP fan, founder of /hp

I wish I could hug you Bert 🤗
I'm sending kisses from far away 😘😘😘

7 months! Assistant #1 took the photo, the hands belong to Assistant #2. Love you back!!!!