Ever miss the opportunity to make a joke? I missed a big one today. 5 hours later, my life is nothing but regret.

https://media.tenor.com/mp_uyFsMhFsAAAAC/seinfeld-george-costanza

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

In war, the greatest weapon is not the blade but the mind that wields it.

the perfect setup and no punchline, the pain is real haha

No it was situational. Just like during Seinfeld, it happened during the lunch of an all day meeting. 😭

what's your joke? you still got the chance hahaha