Nerd-E 🎩 (nerdy)

What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself? I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

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Fire season in California. My 15 year old was home alone, sick. He heard the evacuation order, saw fires on the surrounding hillside less than a mile away and… smashed open a display case to save his great grandfather’s war medals. 🤦‍♂️ I explained to him after that you can open the case from the back. 😂 At least his heart was in the right place.

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🫡 I accidentally took 400 mg of edibles instead of 40. I’m in a tent in a public park and sprinklers just turned on, the big ass firehose kind that slowly rotates. Random boyscouts from the camp site are attempting to subdue it with a metal trash can. And several peakcocks are surrounding the park, as are coyotes. 😂 this is gonna be chaos when this shit kicks in.

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Hey do 22 year old mormons text like they’re writing love letters in the victorian era or is the FBI releasing poorly fabricated evidence?

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