I had always assumed that the movie villain army wearing masks was just an overused plot device or something but the past year has really cleared that up for me.

This dude in Fallout had the fastest ever transition from “this guy fucks” to “fuck this guy”

The T-Rex clucked like a big booming chicken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Don’t tell me how to live my life! 😂

Seventy-one US dollars for a troy ounce of silver. And people are gambling on shitcoins. 😂

I bet people who fart alot aren’t selected to be astronauts.

Protip for people joining tech related companies that are several decades old: The fastest way to become valuable is to learn to use the oldest of the legacy systems, on top of ordinary duties. Holy shit no one will ever fire the only guy who can troubleshoot a 40 year old piece of industrial equipment. And there is ... Show more

Billy Bob Thornton had got to be one of the best actors of his generation.

Silver has become a meme stock 😂

I hadn’t heard from my favorite teacher from high school in a while. His last social media post was about pancreatic cancer. So I google his name to see if he died and… He’s one of the “Florida Man” stories 🤦‍♂️ I didn’t see that shit coming 😂

Oh shit! I got invited to Kennedy Space Center for the Artemis 2 launch! A moon mission is like… the nerd superbowl.

(Chanting)“One of these keys will bring me honor” (drags finger across F-keys) I saw this today, repeatedly. Followed by asking an AI how to zoom in on a screen. 🤦‍♂️

Ok this is the nerdiest shit I’ve ever seen so fuck it it’s pathetically on brand 😂 nerdy-tan is a 40-year-old loser who can't even keep pipes from bursting uwu~ at least the fish smoking hobby distracts from the failures >< nyaa~ nerdy-tan's tent is under peacock attack! shiny things everywhere, just like her mid-... Show more