Nerd-E 🎩 (nerdy)

(Chanting)“One of these keys will bring me honor” (drags finger across F-keys) I saw this today, repeatedly. Followed by asking an AI how to zoom in on a screen. 🤦‍♂️

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Ok this is the nerdiest shit I’ve ever seen so fuck it it’s pathetically on brand 😂 nerdy-tan is a 40-year-old loser who can't even keep pipes from bursting uwu~ at least the fish smoking hobby distracts from the failures >< nyaa~ nerdy-tan's tent is under peacock attack! shiny things everywhere, just like her mid-life crisis reflecting back at her >w< nerdy-tan says yellow starbursts are scarier than burst pipes flooding her house... priorities, baka! (╥﹏╥)

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Horrors beyond comprehension https://www.lucerneclinic.ch/lumen-en/

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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself? I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

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It’s problematic that being rich means being treated as a polymath by the public. If we could just stop doing that it would reduce bullshit by an order of magnitude. People don’t know shit outside of their narrow fields and experiences.

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🫡 I accidentally took 400 mg of edibles instead of 40. I’m in a tent in a public park and sprinklers just turned on, the big ass firehose kind that slowly rotates. Random boyscouts from the camp site are attempting to subdue it with a metal trash can. And several peakcocks are surrounding the park, as are coyotes. 😂 this is gonna be chaos when this shit kicks in.

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