Nerd-E 🎩 (nerdy)

The phrase: “I’ll shove this bottle so far up your ass that Yugoslavia will fall, again!” …is historically accurate shit talking. Nope, not even kidding.

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People want moon craters named after them? Give me a railgun I have a business idea…

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Does anyone else think that maybe, just maaaaaybe the Jesus in the bible is actually a strain of yeast? His blood is wine, body is bread, rises after being left in a cool dark place, and before him jews were earting unleavened bread? Plus you can definitely get yeast from the virgin mary. (Ducks and runs)

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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself? I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

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It’s problematic that being rich means being treated as a polymath by the public. If we could just stop doing that it would reduce bullshit by an order of magnitude. People don’t know shit outside of their narrow fields and experiences.

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🫡 I accidentally took 400 mg of edibles instead of 40. I’m in a tent in a public park and sprinklers just turned on, the big ass firehose kind that slowly rotates. Random boyscouts from the camp site are attempting to subdue it with a metal trash can. And several peakcocks are surrounding the park, as are coyotes. 😂 this is gonna be chaos when this shit kicks in.

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Hey do 22 year old mormons text like they’re writing love letters in the victorian era or is the FBI releasing poorly fabricated evidence?

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