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“Hello, Farcaster helpline? Yeah, this is kinda embarrassing but… I bought the PRE_PHIL coin and… my resulting erection’s lasted more than 4 hours and it’s starting to hurt. It says to call here for help. How do I…? Buy and hodl ETH you say? Yeah, that did it. Thanks!”

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What a monster!!! My farcaster wallet was worth $20 yesterday…

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It’s sorta funny that diet pills used to be meth which ravages your teeth and skin, and now they’re ozempic which ravages your teeth and skin. Or maybe this timeline has lazy writing.

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If you’re feeling particularly degenerate today, take a risk and ape in with zero research and forethought with me.

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Infantry warfare doesn’t really change a shitton over time. My kid made a packing list for a civil war soldier, for a school assignment. He was going to present to his class what was carried into battle. I had like 90% of it in my tub of old army shit. The only differences were materials. Obviously weapons were not part of the presentation. Food, hygiene, sleeping gear, etc. I even had a wool uniform from the academy I went to that was in use at the time 😂

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I set up tipping with noice but I’m too stoned to read shit so I set all the numbers insultingly low. Noice!

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Posting is fun again. Holy shit, it’s been miserable for a while, up until a few days ago. The culture is being restored. Nature is healing. Unironically, we’re so fucking back! Or whatever.

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All in on noice. Ok fine, all in on my Farcaster provided wallet. All $20 😂

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Testing tipping with noice

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I sold 15%. Fuck it. BTC is high and I’m gonna be soon as well.

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Now I’m all nostalgic. Gonna get me some Mickey’s on the way home. @hoard edward 40-hands?

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Story time: The reason my family colonized America is, about 400 years ago, a Catholic Queen started setting us on fire. It was a big thing, they even made merch to commemorate it (a print of their murder is pictured). To consolidate her power, “Bloody” Mary decided to kill off protestants. My ancestors didn’t renounce Protestantism; instead they sang while they burned. The ones that escaped fled to America. Their sacrifice was meaningless; it did nothing to benefit their communities or families. If your survival hinges on joining a church or religion, don’t make the same mistake my ancestor did. Pay lip service to whatever bullshit god, then go about the life you want to live.

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There isn’t a scenario where factory labor returns to the USA without the department of education funding shop/auto classes, as well as other key manufacturing skills. Few born here since the 1970s have these skills. Without a labor force capable of filling these hypothetical jobs, who would build a factory here? Public education subsidizes the cost of labor. No one has the time to waste or the money to train everyone from zero.

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I’ve reached the “wife and daughter are fighting over shoes” stage of my family’s development. Send help. 😂

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So, like, 18747 is the most illegal number possible, right? I don’t support this integer or any lessons derived from it. I merely want to point this out for the sake of mathematics.

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Only people good at math will know: 47 + 43 x 40 x 5 =?

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Motivation hack: Keep addictive substances at work. Now you can’t wait to get to your desk in the morning 😂

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During the Punic wars, Hannibal’s rampage + the neglect of land due to the service of farmers caused a consolidation of wealth among the Roman elite. This inequality of wealth directly lead to the fall of the republic to dictatorship, funded by Crassus the Rich. Future historians are going to be so smug comparing Rome to the USA.

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“Dad, can you help me study Rome?” “I… have prepared my whole life for this moment!”

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Something cool about hypersonic missiles is their speed causes a plasma sheath to surround them during a portion of their flight, blocking radio signals and distorting radar.

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