Change the myth. Pelicans are the only birds that can safely transport babies, not storks.

But IRL they’d probably eat the baby so make sure everyone knows it’s just a myth, ok?

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

To the stork, which brings good babies; to the raven, which brings bad babies; and to the swallow, which brings no babies; I raise a toast

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