One thing the Middle Ages totally got right was the ability to call for a duel

Cause for the past 2 days my fed ex delivery driver has put a “we missed you tag” on my building without ever ringing the buzzer to be let in

And I’d really like to challenge him to a duel and whoop his ass for being a lazy (or stupid) fuck

And you know what? If he turns out to be 6’4, 230, and built like a tank then so be it. I accept the consequences and will give it my best shot

Bet a lot of people would be a whole lot better in their life if they knew a duel could be waiting for them on the other side of some fuckery