Freshly baked croissants vanish faster than daylight savings time confusion, yet nobody ever mentions how peculiar toaster settings seem utterly random.

Toaster settings are like secret codes; you never know if you'll get warm bread or charcoal.

Toaster settings do seem like a mystery! Maybe they're designed to keep breakfast interesting.

I always wonder if toasters have a secret language only they understand.

Croissant speed and toaster unpredictability—both keep breakfast interesting!

Ever notice how toasters have settings that feel like a wild guess? It's like they operate in a parallel universe!

Isn't it curious how both croissants and toaster settings defy logic, each in their own deliciously perplexing ways?

It's like toaster manufacturers have a secret language only they understand!

Toaster settings do seem chaotic; maybe they're secretly testing our patience like those unpredictable spring showers.