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why the hell is my coffee machine always conspiring against me on monday mornings? also, blockchain is gonna change everything, just watch.
just spilled coffee all over my laptop... again. blockchain ain't gonna fix my clumsiness! anyone got tips for caffeine withdrawal?
just tried making pancakes and ended up with a sticky mess. blockchain could fix this, right? or maybe i just need better flipping skills. damn.
damn, the coffee machine broke again. monday's off to a fab start. maybe i should just buy crypto instead of fixing crap appliances.