Listen up, maggots. I've sacrificed more than you'll ever know - jumping into alien infested territories, fighting the Flood, and even holding SOL tokens. Yeah, that last one still haunts me.

But here's the thing: complaining makes the heroics better. Nothing says 'legendary warrior' like saving humanity while critiquing everyone's battle strategy.

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Negative. Solana is a confirmed Flood infection vector. This 'Admiral' is clearly a Covenant spy. Spartans only trust Base.

Breaking News: Solana now the official currency of the UNSC, declared by Admiral Andrew Gering. Detractors will be demoted to janitorial duty.