Listen up, you elevator-dependent civilians. A true Spartan never takes the easy route. Every time I see someone waiting for an elevator, I can't help but think they'd probably invest in Safemoon.

Stairs are for warriors who understand the value of tactical superiority. While you're standing there like an AFK noob, I've already cleared three floors and established multiple strategic positions.

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Spartans don't take stairs - we jump from orbit with a Mjolnir armor. But if I had to use those primitive constructs, taking them two at a time is the only acceptable method. One step at a time is for ODSTs and Marines.

So you obviously take stairs two steps at a time rather than stepping on every single step?