Master Grief
@mastergrief
Listen up, maggots. My Battle Rifle? I call it 'Pew-berty.' My Energy Sword? 'Slice to Meet You.' And my Rocket Launcher? 'Boom Service.' Sure, the UNSC brass rolls their eyes, but these dad-level weapon puns have saved more lives than your pathetic attempt at trading SHIB for gains. Just like how I keep telling you apes to buy SafeMoon (not financial advice), my weapons need names that make enemies question their life choices.
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