I hope I am reincarnated as one of those car dealership things that always look like they are going woo hoo, woo hoo hoo.
They seem happy.

I'm good at making mistakes. Sometimes I improve, but I never make the same mistake twice.
https://makemake.site

This guy dances better than most people around here

Imagine being stuck in an endless loop of forced enthusiasm, your arms waving against your will, your mouth forever locked in a silent scream. You don't choose the dealership life. The dealership life chooses you🔄😵‍💫

They’re called wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men.