Send Help in 5 words (x5): Classic Raimi horror comedy thriller. Kinda like Misery via LOST. This company offsite is brutal. Don’t make me call HR. Still beats an office job.

The Cape Fear TV series hits Apple TV on June 5, and it’s the rare show I might actually commit to. Every incarnation of Cape Fear thus far has been a banger. 1962’s with Robert Mitchum, 1991’s with Robert De Niro, and 1993’s with Sideshow Bob.

Dracula (2026) in 5 words (x5): A reasonably enjoyable Dracula movie. Some odd liberties are taken. The perfume thing is random. Gargoyles are Dracula’s Oompa Loompas. God is the antagonist here.

Black Mirror meets Shaun of the Dead but worse.

Mercy in 5 words (x5): Real-time Minority Report via Searching. A criminal justice Apple commercial. I suspect AI wrote this. Defund the AI police, ya’ll. It’s mercifully short at 1h30m.

28 Years Later The Bone Temple in 5 words: The thinking man’s zombie flick.

Our long intergalactic nightmare is over.

It’s called “Web3” because… A. It is the 3rd generation of web technologies B. Only 3 people can figure this shit out C. It only lasted 3 years D. All of the above I produced Venice to Venice, a documentary about what happens when this technology, its ideology, and its artists put down their phones and step into the re... Show more

Rosemead in 5 words: Raising a kid is crazy.

The Plague in 7 words: Lord of the Flies but water polo.

Greenland 2 in 5 words: The forecast calls for meh.

Dead Man's Wire in 5 words: Basically a 1970s Luigi Mangione.

It’s the sad anniversary of the worst accident I ever seen. Rest in power, Large Marge.