Project Hail Mary in 5 words: Arrival, Contact, E.T. and Interstellar.

Break. These. Fuckers. Up.

We’re in uncharted territory. Our simulated universe won’t know how to deal with this change to its underlying code.

Anyone heading to SXSW? If so, you can find me in the Breaking Bad RV.

BOO. Breaking these motherfuckers up is the only correct outcome. They can pay this settlement with a rounding error from the bullshit fees they've charged for years.

Parenting red flags. Your toddler keeps shouting: “Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe, guys. I really like subscribing!” Lady, your son is clearly being raised by YouTube, and child protective services isn’t enough to save him.

Cold Storage in 5 words: Easy watching basic zombie flick.

The Bride! in 5 words (x5): This is an incoherent mess. Mary Shelley’s The Joker 2. Too many ideas in competition. Shoulda cut the possession bit. I would prefer not to.

I just got a Blacklist evaluation back on the first screenplay I’ve yet submitted there. I got a 7 with some actionable notes to notch it higher. 8 is where you really have to land in order to be read/discovered, so I’ll give it another pass and re-submit. In case there’s interest: blcklst.com/profile/L-Wa...

Hoppers in 5 words (x5): A mildly amusing missed opportunity. Shoulda been a horror movie. Could have used another draft. Peak Pixar feels long ago. It’s good enough for kids.

Scream 7 in 5 words: It pays to be unoriginal.

What are the chances that the Justice Department finds that YES Netflix buying WBD would be monopolistic … and YES Paramount buying WBD would also be monopolistic … and YES maybe WBD should dump its bullshit Discovery cable trash and focus on being a profitable film & TV studio ..? One can dream.

First Kristi Noem came for the dogs, and I said nothing, because I don’t have pets. Then she came for the guys in the Home Depot parking lot, and I said nothing, because I don’t shop at Home Depot. Now she’s coming for frequent flyers — and there’s nobody left to speak for me, because I’m stuck in line at JFK. The Civi... Show more