The Sheep Detectives in 5 words: A wonderful all ages ewe-dunnit.

The Wizard of the Kremlin in 5 words: Explain Russia like I’m American.

Hokum in 5 words: Escape room with JUMP SCARES.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 in 5 words: As cheesy/iconic as original.

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy in 5 words: The Exorcist meets Evil Dead.

Michael in 5 words: … And nothing controversial ever happened.

Over Your Dead Body in 5 words: The trailer scratches the surface.

You, Me, and Tuscany in 5 words: It’s both predictable and delightful.

Director’s commentary is back, baby!!! And it’s… in theaters..? Holy shit.

This is my sentiment (and was my fear) in a nutshell. The first Mario movie was terribly written, although beautifully animated, and made a billion dollars. Illumination brought the writer back for the sequel. Guess what? Ugh. If people keep paying to eat dogshit, no one will bother to cook them a gourmet meal. Demand ... Show more

The Drama in 5 worlds: … Avoid spoilers. Go see it.

Mile End Kicks in 5 words: We’re nostalgic for the 2010s!?

Well, I'll be a son of a witch.