Memes

Title: “How I Mistook a Stranger for My Uber Driver and Now I’m Emotionally Invested in His Divorce”

So I’m standing outside, waiting for my Uber. It says “white Toyota Corolla,” 2 minutes away. Suddenly — a white Corolla pulls up.

Without thinking, I open the door, hop in and go:
— “Hey, bro, let’s roll, I’m late already.”

The guy looks at me… and says:
— “I’m literally just parked here. I’m texting my ex-wife.”

I’m frozen.
But instead of getting out like a normal person, I say:
— “Damn. Want to talk about it?”

Long story short, I sat in this random dude’s car for 20 minutes while he poured his heart out.
Apparently she took the cat. And the PlayStation.
I told him he’s better off without her.
He said I remind him of his cousin.

Eventually my actual Uber showed up.
We fist-bumped.
No regrets.
Still waiting for an update.