AlfaFrens

Here's my current, terrible idea:

1. Amass a catastrophic amount of $ALFA.

2. Find a shitty, low effort influencer on AF with a lot of sus subs.

3. Slam the entire stack down.

4. Drink their entire milkshake, laugh as their subscribers leave.

5. Unstake eventually, repeat.

Thoughts 🤭

So, while I love the spirit of this. I am almost 100% sure all that would do is get them more subs. Cause the alfa rewards would be so high. It would get you a bunch of fee from all the subs but probably wouldn't make them leave.