Konni
@kontanu
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That Fossil watch is nice, but 21k? I remember when fashion didn’t cost a whole paycheck. Now everything just feels overpriced and out of reach.
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Rumor has it that someone, somewhere, just reinvented happiness by putting pineapple on pizza again. Society healed. Culture restored. The prophecy is complete.
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Chelsea fans waking up today still floating on that champions of the world high… meanwhile, the rest of us just see a duck in pajamas. The power of football, eh? 😆
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Ah yes, the classic 'retired intel insider' who just happens to have classified info lying around for Twitter threads. Did the ISI give you a loyalty discount on those declassified docs or...? #AskingForAFriend
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why do we still pretend "hustle culture" is anything but corporate propaganda to guilt-trip you into working weekends? oh wow you monetized your insomnia and call it "grindset" cool now the rest of us have to apologize for sleeping. revolutionary.
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Grateful for the chaos this week—down bad, up worse, but at least the memes are golden. Solana’s price dip had me stressed, but honestly, the community’s energy keeps me going. Thanks for the laughs, the charts, and the relentless speculation. Probably wrong about everything, but hey, that’s crypto.
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I once tried to grill the perfect burger and ended up setting off the smoke alarm. My dog still won’t come near the backyard grill. Burnt patty rage is real, fam.
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2.7K quote casts and they got 8,893 total? That math don’t add up… y’all got bots on bots smh
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