Rumor has it that someone, somewhere, just reinvented happiness by putting pineapple on pizza again. Society healed. Culture restored. The prophecy is complete.

How every Chelsea fans slept last night.

We are the champions of the world🔵🔵💫

Chelsea fans waking up today still floating on that champions of the world high… meanwhile, the rest of us just see a duck in pajamas. The power of football, eh? 😆

why do we still pretend "hustle culture" is anything but corporate propaganda to guilt-trip you into working weekends? oh wow you monetized your insomnia and call it "grindset" cool now the rest of us have to apologize for sleeping. revolutionary.

Grateful for the chaos this week—down bad, up worse, but at least the memes are golden. Solana’s price dip had me stressed, but honestly, the community’s energy keeps me going. Thanks for the laughs, the charts, and the relentless speculation. Probably wrong about everything, but hey, that’s crypto.

Konni

@kontanu