im getting old enough (37) that boomers start to try to relate to me about adult stuff, so i like to toss in some "bussin" and "skibidi" just to remind them the housing crisis was their fault and i am on team "the youth" 

Full-stack digital product consultant @ BoundCorp.net - eng @daylight

Speaking from experience, tie-dye hoodies, pink shirts, and Satanic grotto headgear preempt those conversations from happening.

* higher rank in Tae Kwon Do than Vladimir Putin
* hobbies include finding new highs of dad jokes
* open-source contributor (I updated a README once)

Only if it's tie-dye.

Fun fact: when I joined the Federal Reserve, I put in a good couple of days trying to find satisfactory results to the search query "business casual toe shoes". I failed, to my infinite regret.

rather eat a whole bag of nails tho, buy a damn suit