yeah no sorry no imessage no whatsapp i just have bitchat, if you wanna text me we need to be sitting next to each other irl

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

i’m so sorry the correct answer was to drink nigori

https://media.tenor.com/n_EbVm9xPusAAAAC/ohh-i-get-it

please don’t wait 2.5 years to try again

if you must know i wake up at six am and spend an hour talking to myself in the bathtub before the coffee shop opens to get it out of my system for the day

where should i send your invoice for this therapy session?