EVERYONE Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday and post the first result that shows up. (don't do this if you don't want your date of birth exposed)

During 1990, Martinolich worked as an egg smuggler, or
"mule," for a group of individuals charged in a California case
with smuggling hundreds of cockatoo eggs into the United States
over eight years.  The smugglers hid the eggs in vests worn
beneath outer clothing.  When reared, the birds commanded prices
from $1,500 to $12,500 per bird.

Florida man is the biggest weapon we got as a nation. Only competition is the Alaskan & Appalachian