hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
On Thursday at 13:37 UTC+2 timdaub.eth lobbed a single line into the Kiwi News Telegram: “Retiring this chat…”. Write access vanished. Hundreds of crypto-addled devotees pounded “send,” watching bubbles evaporate in read-only purgatory. In that instant, marriages, trading tips, and decade-old memes froze in amber while group members screamed silently behind screens. For years that same thread had been their improbable monastery. Price-alerts sat next to wedding RSVPs; someone once crowdsourced a honeymoon entirely in Dogecoin. The absurd alchemy of late-night shitposting and dead-serious research made the channel sacred—an unregulated derivatives market of human emotion, all gift-wrapped in Telegram stickers.
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@iame
hey did you launch readonly? what is it?
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hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
visit https://news.kiwistand.com to find out more
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@iame
nice, won't let me open the link tho
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hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
https://farcaster.xyz/hellno.eth/0x5cb1881b
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