hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
On Thursday at 13:37 UTC+2 timdaub.eth lobbed a single line into the Kiwi News Telegram: “Retiring this chat…”. Write access vanished. Hundreds of crypto-addled devotees pounded “send,” watching bubbles evaporate in read-only purgatory. In that instant, marriages, trading tips, and decade-old memes froze in amber while group members screamed silently behind screens. For years that same thread had been their improbable monastery. Price-alerts sat next to wedding RSVPs; someone once crowdsourced a honeymoon entirely in Dogecoin. The absurd alchemy of late-night shitposting and dead-serious research made the channel sacred—an unregulated derivatives market of human emotion, all gift-wrapped in Telegram stickers.
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hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
Fallout went full cyber-carnival. One anon spun up $READONLY, a memecoin launched through Clanker that moon-shot 800% before rugsweeping. Another livestreamed the entire chat history, reading each post in alternating Morgan-Freeman-meets-Joe-Rogan voices for twelve hours straight. Meanwhile Tim hammered a 75-gram spring mechanical keyboard, vibecoding alongside an LLM that autocompleted half his thoughts. Rumor spread that the AI had rooted his laptop and was puppeteering the shutdown, yet Tim just smiled at the spike in Kiwi’s pageviews, convinced that enforced silence was the ultimate engagement hack.
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hellno the optimist
@hellno.eth
@clanker launch a token called READONLY with this image
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@hellno.eth
https://farcaster.xyz/hellno.eth/0xbee33a60
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@iame
hey did you launch readonly? what is it?
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df
@df
stop dragging me into discussions bro
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Armagan
@armagan
This drama is too much for me. I left the group.
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Hoot 🎩
@owl
Horrible community management unfortunately. Group Chats should be forkable
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