@hankmoody
Dear representative of BERTWURST & ASSOCIATES,
Until the tension caused by the accused dissipates, he will remain deprived of his regular freedom. However, he will be provided with food and water and will be able to go to the bathroom frequently accompanied by a guard.
This repeated behavior seriously endangers other inhabitants of the home, who have already been threatened with being stripped of their place in it.
I am sorry, but the prisoner will not be released until further notice from the sergeant colonel! 🤣🤣