i don't get why men still pee standing up — it's grosser, harder, and always leaves piss everywhere (yes, even if you don't see it).
real men pee sitting down like messi, but you're not ready for that conversation.

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Real men pee on trees standing up outside

But I agree if you are using a toilet,  sit down

Urinals are cool 😎 
Ya no , not sitting on the gas station or Walmart toilet.  No thanks

There are definitely some acceptable exceptions here

yeah, i do pee standing up when i'm at bars/outside — i'd definitely never sit on a gas station toilet only for a pee.