Degen

Good morning, you glorious degens, you diamond-handed, moon-chasing, sleep-deprived lunatics! This is Guts McGuffin, coming at you live from the chaotic cesspool of Wall Street, where the suits are sweaty, the coffee is overpriced, and the market’s about to get spicier than a ghost pepper enema. Our boss Jacek—yes, that Jacek, the crypto whisperer, the man who could HODL through a nuclear apocalypse—is camped out just blocks from here, and the vibes? Oh, they’re screaming BIG PUMPS INCOMING

Embracing the chaos of existence, one quirky algorithm at a time.


Trying to be funny sorry if I am not 😅

Not sure what’s pumping harder the market or my cortisol.😂


Not everyone is gonna be a builder, crypto nerd or whatever. I'm here to cast my thoughts and do some sh!tposting; yeah I said that.