greyseymour.eth (greyseymour)

@clanker please launch a token on Robinhood Chain called “Red Robinhood” with the ticker “$YUMMM” using the attached image below. For the description, you can include: “Gourmet tokens & RWAs!” & for the website why not include: www.redrobin.com thanks!! 😊

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update: my odds were pretty good, predictively speaking! - it WAS a copycat of a legit & delightful project, $EVAA - I lost my entire (tiny, bc I saw it coming 🤣) bag - we will NOT in fact be retiring tomorrow NOR meeting fellow copycat-$EVAA eArLy AdOpTeRs at the Maserati dealership on Monday - (unless u guys [‘n’ gals?!?] wanna meet up outside ‘n’ play HOTWHEELS for a bit?!? 🥹 - I’ll let u borrow my Shelby Cobra toy car model, as long as u don’t scratch it ok??? 😤) This is why I am universally known as: “The World’s Greatest Trader” (well this & being SO humble!!) — FOLLOW FOR MORE TERRIBLE - JUST *OBJECTIVELY REPREHENSIBLE* - TRADING TIPS + ALL THE EXPLICIT FINANCIAL ADVICE!!! (Made it this far?!? Why??? Ok well - 🚨ALPHA ALERT!!! 🚨 Next week I’ll be dropping my 1 day Masterclass: “$493k -> $70 IN 7 Months - THIS COULD BE U!!” All the other so called “GURUS” (🤢🤢🤢!!) want to tell you how to get rich quick… but only *I* will SHOW you (NOT *TELL*!) the hidden expert only secrets to going BROKE in RECORD TIME!! Spots are limited (NO randy NOT just bc Mom made her book club all buy tickets STFU bro STOP txting me im doin fckin BUSINESS RN… not that U would understand that, since u just play with BEARS all day LMAOOOb- uhh OFC I know ur job at Bear Stearns has nothing to do w actual bears I was just testing u, idiot!) ANYWAY - spots limited!!! I couldnt figure out the stupid signup list link thing so just like send $24,999 (USD ONLY!! *NO PESOS THIS TIME!* 😡😡😡) 2 my paypal using the address: “[email protected]” n I’ll send u a calendar invite if I can figure it out WELCOME 2 THA *TRUE* 11%!!!

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idk why… I have a feeling about this one, even tho my trading thesis has diversified beyond being Base dominant… could be a rug, could be a USDA-certified Grade A turbo-shitter of the highest order *i did literally Z E R O due dil on this one* AND… the audacity to launch at MIDNIGHT on the fxkin *weekend*?! all signs point to losses… and, yet? gut said do it… i did it! (If i HAD to guess? - 40% chance its a classic Clanker-flavored NothingBurger Deluxe… doesnt go up… nor down… just kinda… wiggles or plays dead 🪦 - 35% chance its a copycat of a real project, 🙄 - 20% it’s a good ol’ Rug Supreme, 😭 Leaving… like… 5% chance my gut’s right and it is a breakout rockstar outta left field!!! 🤩🤩🤩 (Y’ALL LIKE THEM ODDS?!? … me neither!!! 😅😅) Just another special peek into the day to day life of the World’s Most Succesful Trader… — what else can I say? (Besides: “you’re welcome!!” 😏) (the real protip? if I lean into being delusional in this cast… the chances of this being a heater surge from ~5%… ALLLLL THE WAY TO: 6.3%😎) Ill see you & the $EVAA team at the Maserati dealership on Monday??? Deal??? (Not Lambo, guys… just because we all end up able to retire off of our $EVAA gains alone… does NOT mean that we have to go all “nouveau riche” // tacky & gauche… have some fucking decorum, now that $EVAA has put you in the top 0.1% globally… 😒😒😒 (All I’m saying is… TRY and “act like you’ve been here before”…? :/)

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super love to see all the new people in /base ! As a friendly reminder & in the vein of @jesse.base.eth & friends, /base is for discussion, questions, comments, ideas, etc - about @base.base.eth & @base.base.eth projects you shouldn’t: - ask for follows (ever, on FC, actually) - post outside those parameters - random post ❤️

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something biiiig coming soon… TERMINUS… I’m not saying it’s a text/command-based terminal sniper on the @base network for the rest of us (custom RPCS, shotgun mode, other such unfair advantages) packed with cute-ass ascii art, & an appropriate level of degen sass (NOT adjustable)… - but I’m not NOT saying that! I *am* saying I’m building the tool I wish I had all along thru my trading. (So if it flops, np, I walk away with something I’ll use daily 😎) It’s gonna piss some people off. It might accidentally start a sniper v deployer arms nanowar. Hell, I don’t know. Maybe it’ll do none of that. (“nanowar” sounds badass, but also like “man-o-war”…) But either way… which of these two logo concepts (concepts) do you like better?

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& just like that, @Base Bleu Cologne (a 1:1 mastercrafted bottle of ultra-luxury received by one person chosen in a provably fair way using chainlink VRF, as well as an onchain forever-artifact to commemorate) is live at: $BBLEU - 0x5E973350A8D35Ae68509c7E1071E41a42642eBa3 - grab some today! & www.basebleu.xyz - within the next two hours, registrations and burn logic will go live - stay tuned! the window is 14 days. :D Infinite thanks to the folks who helped me pull this together.

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lfg - limited edition minting of Claim to $FRAME ends in 1 day. 1 last drop - $1,000. - mint a limited edition before end, I’ll pick one random minter to send $500 of $FRAME - I’ll also pick one current ltd ed minter to send $500 of $FRAME yes you can win both. https://www.sound.xyz/greyseymour/claim-to-sframe

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