update: my odds were pretty good, predictively speaking!
- it WAS a copycat of a legit & delightful project, $EVAA
- I lost my entire (tiny, bc I saw it coming š¤£) bag
- we will NOT in fact be retiring tomorrow NOR meeting fellow copycat-$EVAA eArLy AdOpTeRs at the Maserati dealership on Monday
- (unless u guys [ānā gals?!?] wanna meet up outside ānā play HOTWHEELS for a bit?!? š„¹ - Iāll let u borrow my Shelby Cobra toy car model, as long as u donāt scratch it ok??? š¤)
This is why I am universally known as:
āThe Worldās Greatest Traderā
(well this & being SO humble!!)
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FOLLOW FOR MORE TERRIBLE - JUST *OBJECTIVELY REPREHENSIBLE* - TRADING TIPS + ALL THE EXPLICIT FINANCIAL ADVICE!!!
(Made it this far?!? Why??? Ok well -
šØALPHA ALERT!!! šØ
Next week Iāll be dropping my 1 day Masterclass:
ā$493k -> $70 IN 7 Months - THIS COULD BE U!!ā
All the other so called āGURUSā (š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢!!) want to tell you how to get rich quick⦠but only *I* will SHOW you (NOT *TELL*!) the hidden expert only secrets to going BROKE in RECORD TIME!!
Spots are limited (NO randy NOT just bc Mom made her book club all buy tickets STFU bro STOP txting me im doin fckin BUSINESS RN⦠not that U would understand that, since u just play with BEARS all day LMAOOOb- uhh OFC I know ur job at Bear Stearns has nothing to do w actual bears I was just testing u, idiot!)
ANYWAY - spots limited!!!
I couldnt figure out the stupid signup list link thing so just like send $24,999 (USD ONLY!! *NO PESOS THIS TIME!* š”š”š”) 2 my paypal using the address:
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[email protected]ā
n Iāll send u a calendar invite if I can figure it out
WELCOME 2 THA *TRUE* 11%!!!