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update: my odds were pretty good, predictively speaking! - it WAS a copycat of a legit & delightful project, $EVAA - I lost my entire (tiny, bc I saw it coming 🤣) bag - we will NOT in fact be retiring tomorrow NOR meeting fellow copycat-$EVAA eArLy AdOpTeRs at the Maserati dealership on Monday - (unless u guys [ā€˜n’ gals?!?] wanna meet up outside ā€˜n’ play HOTWHEELS for a bit?!? 🄹 - I’ll let u borrow my Shelby Cobra toy car model, as long as u don’t scratch it ok??? 😤) This is why I am universally known as: ā€œThe World’s Greatest Traderā€ (well this & being SO humble!!) — FOLLOW FOR MORE TERRIBLE - JUST *OBJECTIVELY REPREHENSIBLE* - TRADING TIPS + ALL THE EXPLICIT FINANCIAL ADVICE!!! (Made it this far?!? Why??? Ok well - 🚨ALPHA ALERT!!! 🚨 Next week I’ll be dropping my 1 day Masterclass: ā€œ$493k -> $70 IN 7 Months - THIS COULD BE U!!ā€ All the other so called ā€œGURUSā€ (🤢🤢🤢!!) want to tell you how to get rich quick… but only *I* will SHOW you (NOT *TELL*!) the hidden expert only secrets to going BROKE in RECORD TIME!! Spots are limited (NO randy NOT just bc Mom made her book club all buy tickets STFU bro STOP txting me im doin fckin BUSINESS RN… not that U would understand that, since u just play with BEARS all day LMAOOOb- uhh OFC I know ur job at Bear Stearns has nothing to do w actual bears I was just testing u, idiot!) ANYWAY - spots limited!!! I couldnt figure out the stupid signup list link thing so just like send $24,999 (USD ONLY!! *NO PESOS THIS TIME!* 😔😔😔) 2 my paypal using the address: ā€œ[email protected]ā€ n I’ll send u a calendar invite if I can figure it out WELCOME 2 THA *TRUE* 11%!!!
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