“Spend dollars. Earn Bitcoin” is a banger from Coinbase. 

Now we just need “Hold dollars. Earn Bitcoin”. Which is basically an option to get USDC rewards in BTC (or any other crypto if you’d like).

I was so excited until I saw the subscription requirement. 

You have to spend $2,500 just to break even. 

It only works if you’re crypto rich already.

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I guess I’ll just buy as much $COIN as I can.