LinkedIn is so stupid lmao

The whole thing is such a silly little game

/new-york 🗽 • /untzuntz 😈 • /tastebuds 🍕 Fan of eating tacos and bringing people together, often at the same time 🌮

100…per…cent absolutely f’ing agree!

So fake. Here’s the formula:

“I’m [emotion] to have been part of [vague initiative] alongside a group of truly [adjective] [plural noun].

Grateful for the opportunity to [verb] at the intersection of [buzzword] and [buzzword].

Huge thanks to [tagged person I need to impress] for their [adjective] leadership and for believing in my [abstract concept no one can measure].”