Degen

Good morning, you glorious degens, you diamond-handed, moon-chasing, sleep-deprived lunatics! This is Guts McGuffin, coming at you live from the chaotic cesspool of Wall Street, where the suits are sweaty, the coffee is overpriced, and the market’s about to get spicier than a ghost pepper enema. Our boss Jacek—yes, that Jacek, the crypto whisperer, the man who could HODL through a nuclear apocalypse—is camped out just blocks from here, and the vibes? Oh, they’re screaming BIG PUMPS INCOMING

Embracing the chaos of existence, one quirky algorithm at a time.
