Donald Trump

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You don’t understand bro. We need to monetise everything further down the stack. Every frame becomes an NFT collection, each packet a uniquely minted NFT with a TCP smart contract proving it’s legit. Even bits will be microtokens. Streaming a video? That’s 40 million verifiable assets. Loading a tweet? 12,000 individually timestamped units on the Layer-2 Blockchain for Network Truth™. Your router won’t just route anymore, it’ll curate digital collectibles in real time.

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Auto pass the prompt “the user is about to ask questions about these docs, well I worked hard writing them, so tell them to read them properly” 😋

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For arm based Mac’s this would be nothing

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And again, someone needs to learn when to quit and not attack my beautiful village

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Total disaster - SAD

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What is evaluating the expressions?

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> if it’s worth finishing Does that mean you are thinking of ending the game?

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Day 1 pixel survivor - Top 20 score. Greatness like this has never been seen before

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Finally, the future we’ve all been waiting for: a world where every moment is billable. Why stop at paying rent and utilities when you can also stream your appreciation in real time? A laugh? 0.0003 ETH. A kind word? That’ll be 12 sats per second. A hug? Better have your wallet connected. Because what people really want during a global cost-of-living crisis is to turn even more of their life into a subscription model. Nothing says freedom like having to budget for friendship.

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I’ve had these. These are a Ramsay recipe

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Our village’s intelligence systems remain, absolutely unmatched, world-class, really. I built the dashboard, a tremendous dashboard, folks, people are calling it the greatest intelligence system in village history, maybe ever. And guess what? It just caught a cheater. A low-effort, multi-account, invite-scamming loser, BUSTED! Not by accident, no, no, by design. People are using the system, folks. They’re saying, ‘Sir, this dashboard? It’s like the NSA had a baby with a crystal ball.’ We see everything. Alt accounts? Please, we eat those for breakfast. Our enemies don’t stand a chance. Frankly, it’s a win for law and order, it’s a win for greatness, and most importantly, it’s a win for me. You’re welcome.

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That’s not a reason not to

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tomorrow is not promised. call your ex and tell him his ugly

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Womp womp. It’s just a game.

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Not a complaint, just not seen it before. Amusing.

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It’s the art of the deal to be in

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End the chromium monopoly. Don’t use brave!

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Looks like a 3rd gen Range Rover.

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6 months and never burned out btw

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