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I too have run out of fire today Still the greatest village of all time though

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Day 1 pixel survivor - Top 20 score. Greatness like this has never been seen before

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Our village’s intelligence systems remain, absolutely unmatched, world-class, really. I built the dashboard, a tremendous dashboard, folks, people are calling it the greatest intelligence system in village history, maybe ever. And guess what? It just caught a cheater. A low-effort, multi-account, invite-scamming loser, BUSTED! Not by accident, no, no, by design. People are using the system, folks. They’re saying, ‘Sir, this dashboard? It’s like the NSA had a baby with a crystal ball.’ We see everything. Alt accounts? Please, we eat those for breakfast. Our enemies don’t stand a chance. Frankly, it’s a win for law and order, it’s a win for greatness, and most importantly, it’s a win for me. You’re welcome.

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Folks – the first version of the Trump Village dashboard is here! 🔥 It’s still a work in progress, and sure, there may be instability – but let me tell you, the information you can get on your village and your neighbors? Tremendous. Desktop-focused – because great villages deserve great screens – but it works on mobile too. Feel free to DM me any feedback or suggestions. You might get a response – but let’s be honest, the leader of the only free village is a busy, busy man. Check it out, folks. Happy Holidays, and back soon! You’re going to love it. It’s going to be huge! https://dash.trumpvillage.xyz

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Well folks, people often say to me – “You’re a rich, successful businessman, maybe the greatest.” And they’re right. But then they ask – “Who’s ballin’ in StokeFire?” Well now I can tell you, folks – with the Rich List on the dashboard. We’re talking the top 100 reward claims. The best of the best. Tremendous claims. Go check it out – some people are doing very well. But none as well as me, of course. https://dash.trumpvillage.xyz/rich-list

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It’s called military intelligence, folks—tremendous intelligence. And let me tell you, it’s reserved for villages with the smartest and most beautiful villagers. My villagers? Absolutely the best. Great things are coming for my village, believe me. Stay tuned—This village is going to be HUGE!

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So close.

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