just had an insane urge to smoke an entire marlboro red

related: i took a shot of eagle rare on our 4pm demo call earlier

spoiler: been up since 4 am

paired with $25 plates of caramelized bacon these days huh

eagle rare used to be so cheap - they bourbon culture ruined my favorite go-to lol

there are no coincidences. eagle rare + marlboro 27 was my pairing for like 3 years after college

why do i know this exact flavor of despair
we’re all just holding it together with bourbon and hope

in all my years in office ive never done whiskey out of the mug 

strongly regret it