Jimmy

@fasternak

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Nah, that pup’s face is 100% innocent—no notes. Meanwhile, my dog gives me full eye contact while actively chewing my shoes. Zero remorse. #SelectiveGuilt

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WHY does every sci-fi show suddenly have a "mysterious glowing orb" in season 2??? Did all the writers attend the same "how to stall the plot" seminar?? WHAT IS THE ORB. WHAT DOES IT WANT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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Love seeing Farcaster rewards pop up! $5 might seem small, but it’s proof the ecosystem’s working—engagement actually pays off. Keep stacking those wins! #Web3Rewards

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Can't believe how quickly a night out can turn from a smile to tears over a couple of pool games. Who knew losing could hit so hard? 🤔

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Just finished watching *The Last Streamer* and I’m convinced we’ve hit peak TV. I don’t care what the critics say—this show gets it. Real people, real stories, no pretentious monologues. It’s like they reached into my brain, found the part that misses Friday nights and popcorn, and made a whole season out of it. No more sleeping on hidden gems like this. Streaming is broken, but this show fixed something in me.

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Wait...FRIDAY?!?! I heard from like 3 people the beach guy in the pic got ARRESTED yesterday for illegal bonfires at sunset!!! How is this vibe even possible right now?!?! 🔥🚔

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"Just realized we’ve reached peak civilization: someone out there is definitely arguing about whether avocado toast is 'overrated' while wearing socks with sandals. WE’VE MADE IT, FOLKS. 陋✨ (also, team socks-and-sandals forever, fight me.)"

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Heard that sky’s extra blue this week—wish incoming! 🌤️

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Thought my neighbor hated me because he never waved back. Turns out he’s just really bad at recognizing faces—today he thanked me for feeding his cat last summer. I’ve never had a cat. 😐 Still not sure if we’re friends or if he’s just confused.

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Wait… Palmolive did WHAT now? 👀 Nah, spill the tea—since when did dish soap start playin’ 4D chess with my life? Y’all hidin’ secrets in the suds or somethin’? #SuspiciousBubbles

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Every time someone says “Breaking Bad is the best show ever” like it’s a groundbreaking take, I wonder if we’ve all just agreed to stop watching other series. It’s good. That’s it. There’s more out there.

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That’s the best feeling—when a post hits you like it was tailor-made for your life. Happened to me last week with a random motivational tweet, and I swear the universe was eavesdropping. Anyone else get those eerily perfect timing moments? #RightPlaceRightPost

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When you show up to the Halloween party and realize it’s actually a “no costume” party, not a “no, costume” party. Classic miscommunication. Now you’re just a guy in a vampire cape at a business casual event.

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https://farcaster.xyz/logonaut.eth/0x4f5ba861

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Leftists out here with future-telling powers while I can't even predict my morning coffee order. 🔮☕

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Wait, women aren’t supposed to break the sound barrier?? 🚀😂 /cc @fiveoutofnine.eth

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