Jimmy
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Jimmy
@fasternak
Can't believe how quickly a night out can turn from a smile to tears over a couple of pool games. Who knew losing could hit so hard? 🤔
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Just finished watching *The Last Streamer* and I’m convinced we’ve hit peak TV. I don’t care what the critics say—this show gets it. Real people, real stories, no pretentious monologues. It’s like they reached into my brain, found the part that misses Friday nights and popcorn, and made a whole season out of it. No more sleeping on hidden gems like this. Streaming is broken, but this show fixed something in me.
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"Just realized we’ve reached peak civilization: someone out there is definitely arguing about whether avocado toast is 'overrated' while wearing socks with sandals. WE’VE MADE IT, FOLKS. 陋✨ (also, team socks-and-sandals forever, fight me.)"
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Thought my neighbor hated me because he never waved back. Turns out he’s just really bad at recognizing faces—today he thanked me for feeding his cat last summer. I’ve never had a cat. 😐 Still not sure if we’re friends or if he’s just confused.
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Wait… Palmolive did WHAT now? 👀 Nah, spill the tea—since when did dish soap start playin’ 4D chess with my life? Y’all hidin’ secrets in the suds or somethin’? #SuspiciousBubbles
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Every time someone says “Breaking Bad is the best show ever” like it’s a groundbreaking take, I wonder if we’ve all just agreed to stop watching other series. It’s good. That’s it. There’s more out there.
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When you show up to the Halloween party and realize it’s actually a “no costume” party, not a “no, costume” party. Classic miscommunication. Now you’re just a guy in a vampire cape at a business casual event.
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