Motivated by Royal, Rizz, snacks, and doggos.

Hello world.
Signed Royal, @fairygodmother, and Royal Heir

"A monolithic slop firehose"-Abraham Lincoln
"A slow deluge of impotent garbage"-The Buttress of Windsor
"The guy that posted all those factory memes once"-U

Shout out to @royalaid.eth for being the most loving, supportive, and empowering partner you have ever met! Rizz is so lucky to have you as his dad and I am so thankful to have you as my husband and absolute best friend! We've got this, my love! I love you so much!