CASE FILE: B-2037-A (Bailert Anomaly)

For a while now, I’ve been compiling photographic evidence suggesting @everydaybailey and I are living parallel lives.

At first, I thought it was coincidence.
Then I remembered the wormhole that appeared in my living room a few weeks ago...suspiciously, right around the same time Bailey joined Farcaster.

I have a few theories.
Maybe I crossed into an alternate timeline.
Maybe the universe has synced our trajectories to fulfill some higher purpose.

Further investigation required.

Bailey, if you’re reading this: meet me at the convergence point. Bring snacks.

onchain, offleash and (sometimes) unhinged. just here to emotionally support and be supported. i love all my frens 🐕 wagmi 🐾

FREN WHAT DA HECCIN MULTIVERSE MAGIC IS THIS! 😱🐾 before entering the purple world i felt a strange undeniable pull… this must be why! u are my long lost twin flame 💜🔥

im rolling up another fatty. also bringing sum of my fav snackies. meet me at convergence point ASAP. must deliberate and investigate further!!!