i don't get why men still pee standing up — it's grosser, harder, and always leaves piss everywhere (yes, even if you don't see it).
real men pee sitting down like messi, but you're not ready for that conversation.

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Ooof I don't know if you're trying to be controversial or what but.. HARD disagree..

Peeing standing up is just so more much quicker, convenient and easy but you do have to have good aim! (Especially when drinking)

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lmao, why would i care about what my father thinks about the way i piss? 😹

But what would your father think lol 😆

you actually use more mental processing when peeing standing up, need to aim, make sure you don't get anything in your pants, etc.
on the other side, you just sit down and let it flow.