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I am out here trying to get into some discount cruises because everyone is once again scared of cruises. BUY THE DIP!
Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Some random snapshots from the 10 rolls I got developed recently.
My incredibly cool girlfriend and I got engaged last night. She didn't want to post about it on social media, but since we don't really have any actual IRL friends on Farcaster, I am gonna at least tell you guys about it.
Five years ago today I went on a date with a woman I met on a dating app. We ate delivery Chinese food in her Greenpoint living room since it was still the pandemic. I could not imagine how much the next five years would change my life. We left NYC, bought a house, both went through serious health scares and finally got engaged.
I took a photo of Dan Bilzerian. Fuck it. I am in the top 80 rankings this week with 24 hours to go so I am gonna hit you with another banger of a story. This is the story about how I got sued an Instagram famous poker player and Larry Flynt. Story below...
I have been working on three photo books (one has been almost done for six months - looking at you @photobooks), but I also have like five zines in my head. One of them I want to call "Best Medicine" (as in laughter is the) that is just photos of babes laughing during NSFW photo shoots.