Hi, I’m Jack.🤷‍♂️ chronically unserious, cautiously cynical. @crybabygoblin is my gf.                          

Customer/User Experience Specialist/Consultant

we need to be thinking about neopets more

I don’t think that I think about Neopets enough

I still have my account and it's old enough to drink

Crystallized as the best moment in all of our lives

This just gave me a flashback to my super cute rare cloud shoyru… wen neopets on base

is dis why my humans feed me 1 free omelette a day 🍳

I had a shoyru for a looong time, bb must be starving