Shower Thoughts

if i pass away rn do you think my boss will let me log off early

nerdy, witchy, cat cuddling Aquarius✨

here for the ‘fits👗

amethyst_aura

mom to 2 little boys & 2 cats • multimedia journalist • professor • caffeine • #flavortown • mostly silly • not guy fieri irl • profile pic by @amethystaura

stay alive motherfucker @amethystaura and i aren’t prepared to put on your party

rife with thirst and weirdness. the unwitting captain of my own ship. never quite myself 👺

@amethystaura plans to die before me so you’re not even in the loop

what the shit c i’m supposed to throw a rager for mom on my own

love this. maybe we even hang onto your corpse so we can dress you up on your birthday

should we get some mannequins to display your wardrobe around the memorial?

yes my sweet ones, I am old and will not last as long as you. but don’t fret I will leave all my money to you so you can throw her a proper farewell

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