My next team preview is the 2025-2026 BOSTON CELTICS ☘️

Massholes everywhere rejoiced as Jayson Tatum proudly proclaimed he has beaten his Achilles injury and will potentially return sooner than expected 😤

That said, with a handful of important losses across the depth chart, including NBA veteran Al Horford, I don't

Up next - the 2025-2026 GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS! 🌉 

After a very quiet offseason and one of the most protracted contract quarrels in recent memory, the Golden State Warriors are reframing for what might be their last title run in a VERY long time.

Second best shooter of all time Steph Curry, serial agitator and nutkicker extraordinaire Draymond Green, and Jimmy Three Sticks will be joined by Al Horford and Seth Curry as they bid to win one more title before fading into absolute obscurity for another 50 years.

As much as I don't like this franchise, I really can't discount their pedigree. I don't think they'll realistically challenge for the title, but I don't think they'll be terrible either.